'Christmas Gloom Or Boom!' by Jan Lloyd

Lets face it we've all experienced that sense of disappointment when we've excitedly ripped open a beautifully wrapped present only to find a bright red acrylic jumper with white polka dots. Usually it’s two sizes too small or with arms down to your knees. Then there’s the third glove and scarf set in colours that don't match anything on this earth from Aunty Mo and Uncle Fred. We smile through gritted teeth and, for fear of offending, refuse to take the receipt from them should we wish to change it.
Year after year we all put ourselves through the same torture, none of us able to be honest regarding the over priced and tasteless presents bestowed on each other. Despite my hints and even blatant pleadings with my mother she still insists on buying each member of the family a box of biscuits and a selection box so I end up with four of each in our house. Once in the house my resolve not to over indulge starts to crack and I start stuffing myself silly until the last crumb is devoured - yes even the pink wafer biscuit and the Curly Wurly!
Well that was all in the past! As my mother has refused to listen to me for the last twenty years and I'm determined not to put any more weight on the biscuits and chocolates are distributed amongst the people who are far more needy than myself.
Charity shops are my first port of call as they will readily accept unwanted gifts and it does make you feel the presents are being put to good use and at the same time gives you a warm glow that your donation has provided an all round, helpful solution.
Hospitals and old people's homes are always grateful for donations. The sell by dates usually give at least six months grace so can be stored away until a party or a social event would benefit from the sweetmeats.
Unwanted clothing can be successfully recycled. I have a very thrifty friend who transforms jumpers, scarves, gloves etc. by redesigning them to her own unique style including forming them into framed pictures. She then sells them at craft fairs or redistributes them as presents. You could dispense with the redesigning bit and just save them for future presents remembering, of course, to note who gave them you so you don't put yourself in an embarrassing situation by returning them to the aunt or uncle who gave them you in the first place.
Failing all that we could all be that little more plucky and bravely accept the receipt when it's offered. That's of course if you can be bothered to join the endless queues of other people in January, all in the same predicament, returning their unwanted gifts! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!