‘Mind Your Manners Young Man’ by Angeline Wheeler

In the beauty section of Debenhams I was looking at skin creams and my grandson was following way behind.
“Look at this one this one,” he called out, “contains collagen to firm wrinkles.”
“Ooh this one is age defying,” he said, moving along the row.
Holding up the third jar he called out, “Rejuvenating filler for lip lines.”
An elderly lady overheard him when she was passing with her trolley. She stared at him and said, “Mind your manners young man if you don’t want a slap.”